Today was eventful. I shall provide a timeline for it.
10:00 am: Woke up. Scratched myself.
10:05 am: new usb cable doesn't fit.
10:15 am: Went downstairs, opened a beer, scratched myself again and went to watch a fighting DVD about mad Italian hooligans.
11:00 am: Shouted at by gf. Went to walk the dog.
11:15 am: Walking dog.
11:30 am: Dog back home, I go to the shops to view the prices of icing sugar in Somerfield.
11:45 am: The icing sugar is too expensive. I have a coughing fit on Aisle 2.
12:00 am: Back home and in a sour mood.
1:00 pm: Laying around eating sandwiches and playing Jurassic Park on PlayStation2.
6:00 pm: Still laying around eating and playing PlayStation 2.
7:00 pm: Gets up and waddles over to the computer. Long internet session begins. The End.